Saturday, 7 July 2012

Things I have learnt from Mean Girls





(By the way, if you haven't seen the movie you will not understand this post AT ALL. I recommend you avoid it)

If you're trying to lose weight, stay away from Kalteen bars


You will often encounter people in your life who you simultaneously hate and want to like you.






Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.


People don't have to be nice for you to make friends with them.

Saying 'fetch' is never going to catch on.




Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!


If the limit never approaches anything, the limit does not exist.


Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism. 








Joining the Mathletes is social suicide.



On the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. 


Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.



It will always be awkward to meet a teacher outside of school. Especially if they try and make a joke 


Why say either great or cool, when you can say Grool?


When your friends says they want to lose three pounds, you're supposed to say "Omigod, you're so skinny!"






Glenn Coco is a very popular guy.


Some movies are just quotable in ANY situation


Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

4 comments:

Becky said...

Awesome! I bloody love Mean Girls.

When it came out, I was 16 and I tried SO HARD to make fetch happen. Funnily enough, it never did!

Becky
xx

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Your Lovely Friend Holly said...

:@) this makes me sort with laughter again :) xx

jillian m. said...

Ha! Love that movie. So many good quotes from that one.

Benlovesting said...

Lovely blog! x